The Perks Of Getting Up After 10 Am
✔️ Dad’s already gone to the church (who the heck goes to the church? I mean, if I believed in God he’d probably preferred me not to waste time sitting with some religiously bigoted old women but to go make His world better. Eg building wells, schools or homes, collecting waste from the streets, teaching children in Africa English or Maths etc).
✔️ Besides that, none.
Cuz seriously, what is so nice about wasting half a day on lying in bed and sweating? Nothing. Especially when it’s Kids’ Day. Yay! Let’s enjoy that day!